Role-playing Royalty Mugs

'Can we wait till tomorrow to go out to dinner? -- My Dungeons & Dragons group meets tonight!'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Billy. The Kid.

"He likes it."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Jack Gleeson

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Little Princess.

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Businessman wearing many hats.

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"