Role-play Rebel Mugs

"You belong to a Dungeons and Dragons group, you're a committed Goth, and you're failing Medieval History?!"

"Alexa, tell me I'm a bad girl."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"Why do they do that?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Billy. The Kid.

"He likes it."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Little Princess.

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'