Rockstar Vibe Pillows

Blondie/Debbie Harry (caricature)

Robert Fripp

Anna Calvi

ZZZZZZZ Top

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Freddie Mercury

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Liam Gallagher.

Rock and Roll

Jimi Hendrix.

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

Ray Davies

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Ringo Starr

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Rock On

Zappo's Air Guitars.

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

Roger McGuinn

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Rod Stewart

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Santa Metal Claus

Mick Jagger

Peter Gabriel

Christine McVie