Rocket Lover Pillows

Space shuttle Mission Accomplished

'Another missile from Earth approaching, prepare to evacuate again!'

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

"Would you please stop saying, 'We have lift off' every time I stand up."

'Do you have one in a larger size?'

"That's cleared my constipation!"

"What do you mean, you're not coming back?"

"Space exploration"

Astronaut

'Lift off, we have lift off...'

'Back in a sec, just going for a p**s.'

There's life, but not necessarily intelligent.

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

'Let's go to Tracy Island, the grass looks really nice there!'

Capsule airbag

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

Hold on, that's my mom - I forgot my lunch.

"We've made great progress!"

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Cosmonaut

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Filling the Missile Gap

Parking meter on the moon.

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Rocket.

Behind Every Stupid Man

Astronaut love

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt