Rocket Humorist Mugs

Javelin Rocket.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

Glance Exchange

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

"It's just a tree."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"How about a hand."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Self Help / Elf Help.

"I cross the road to forget."

'The Lemming Book Store'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'You can't come in here with that.'

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'