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NASA Hits Shuffle

'I think that you're lost. You're flying in circles.'

Space junk.

'NASA officials have announced that todays scheduled shuttle launch will be delayed due to a recently discovered technical problem.'

'Where did you leave the ship?'

Astronaut

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We've made great progress!"

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

You must be this tall.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

An early space launch attempt.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Space exploration"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

Romance of Radio Astronomy

Parking meter on the moon.

Filling the Missile Gap

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Rocket.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Behind Every Stupid Man

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Learner Driver

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.