Rocker With A Sweet Tooth Mugs

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a chocolate bunny at his easter concert.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Bubble Gum Farms.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

Boy baking a cake.

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

Building a gingerbread house

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

Giant Birthday Cake

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

Gym/Tan/Donut

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

'Your diet is so bad that your arteries are all blocked, but the angioplasty should open things up and get the maple syrup flowing again.'

"Greetings! We come in peace and seek only a meaningful relationship."

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

"I tasted them all to make sure they're good."

Ferrero Rocker

"I found this fabulous new shop."

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

"How do you want your slice - with or without a ballerina?"

'Floor it, Mom!'

"Tonight, you're dessert!"

'I would've hired you if you had fudged a little more on your application.'

Cake!

"I'm watching my sugar intake."

'. . .fault that we've sold out of your favourite fruit cake!'