Rock Star Soul Pillows

'Sorry God, I think you got the wrong guy, I like sex, drugs and rock and roll.'

Robert Fripp

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Anna Calvi

ZZZZZZZ Top

Elvis Presley

Freddie Mercury

Steve Howe.

Jimi Hendrix.

Rock and Roll

Ray Davies

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Ringo Starr

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Rock On

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

Roger McGuinn

An amplified harp

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Rod Stewart

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Electric guitar

Mick Jagger

Concert still in progress

Santa Metal Claus

Peter Gabriel

Pete Townshend