Rock Star Reverencer Prints

"Let me get this straight. This is the place of eternal happiness, but all the rock stars and hookers are down there?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Rod Stewart

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."