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The Ugly American

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

At the rock concert...

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

Plymouth Rock

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Innovate or die.

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

Mick Jagger.

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Michelangelo's David

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

'He's a square!'

How Gary got his groove back.

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

Old songs made new

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."