Rock Art Appreciator Mugs

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

'Man, times have changed.'

Misunderstood artist

Italica

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Eric Clapton.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Tina Turner

Juggler and Illusionist

Scarpia's Palace

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Listening to Coldplay.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Nick Cave

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Artist on the Beach

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Johnny Winter.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks