Rock-and-roll Revivalists Pillows

"Captain, can you come to the transporter room please?!"

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

The No No No's

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"Krill, baby, krill."

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Innovate or die.

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

Mick Jagger.

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

How Gary got his groove back.

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

Old songs made new

Michelangelo's David

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

'He's a square!'

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

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