Rock Aficionados Prints

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

Disease-y Top

Both listening to music on laptops. Devil says: 'I've got an exclusive upgrade to version 6.66.' The Devil has the best iTunes

The Original Pet Rock

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

'Man, times have changed.'

Italica

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Eric Clapton.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Tina Turner

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Johnny Winter.

Listening to Coldplay.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Nick Cave

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Not-so-easy listening...

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Nick Cave

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Ozzy Osbourne

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Rod Stewart