Robotics Rebels Pillows

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Claus 2.0

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

'What does the internet have against my people?'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

Artificial Intelligence

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

'You're right...that robot certainly has increased productivity around here!'

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

CREEPY AF AI

The Threat of AI

"The 3D printers are reproducing!"

'Next.'

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

"They already offered these jobs to robots. They said they weren't that desperate."

Despot!

'The good news, Dave, is that the computer's passed the Turing test. The bad news is that you've failed.'

'We use intelligent robots, but not to intelligent because they'd want a union.'

0100 hour. The Roomba uprising begins.

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

"I married him for his intelligence, turns out that was artificial as well!"

Robot Truck.

"By 2041 your second marriage is a disaster, the robots are rebelling, and all the coffee is gone."

Robot Bores

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'