Robotics Enthusiast Prints

'Oh, God I have to talk to a *****! Human!'

'Get back in here and finish your lunch.'

The Thinker

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

"It says: 'In honor of Labour Day. I want time off and a raise in my power supply.'"

"Actually, we're looking for someone who can start right away."

"Not only does this solve the problem of teacher shortages. . . but what kid wouldn't want a cool robot teacher?"

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

"Let's discuss this fear you have of technology."

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

"Well, here's the problem. Someone changed the greeting control from 'curt nod' to 'hug.'"

"At least you were replaced by a worker in India. I was replaced by a robot!"

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

'Robot Insults'

"What we need is a union."

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

I think I'm being cyber stalked.

Ever wondered what the future will be like? Well, apart from robotic trousers it's a lot like the seventies.

"We're looking for someone who can make phone calls 24/7, but also has to sound like a human."

He couldn't put his finger on it but there was something about the animals in the new safari park that made Walt suspicious.

'Oh-Oh! We better adjust our exoskeletons!'

'I don't need a bed pan, but an oil pan would be nice.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"You all know General Intelligence from I.T."

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

The Mars Rover...

A.I. Research: To err is human

COWS: Robo Cow

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

Giant Snowman Robot

'Santa forgot the bloody batteries!'

'No kidding? -- you broke all THREE laws of robotics?'

The Line-up

"The Androids never come to see us."