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'No kidding? -- you broke all THREE laws of robotics?'

Robot Parts $5

"Google car."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Robocop and Juliet.

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

Robot Jogger

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Chef copy robot

"He's my school project for science class."

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Robot walking pet robot

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'

"Good question: When can you see your families?"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'The stuka brought you.'