Robot Rebellion Watcher T-Shirts

"They already offered these jobs to robots. They said they weren't that desperate."

Claus 2.0

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

Artificial Intelligence

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

'You're right...that robot certainly has increased productivity around here!'

The Threat of AI

CREEPY AF AI

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

"The 3D printers are reproducing!"

'Next.'

Despot!

"I married him for his intelligence, turns out that was artificial as well!"

Robot Truck.

Robot Bores

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

Free to a Good Home: The final vestiges of our constitutional rights to privacy, due process, and independent judiciary and separation of church and state.

Beagle II not responding.

The evolution of artificial intelligence.

Electric toothbrush

"The smart car's gone without me!"

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

"So I called to complain about robots taking over when I realized I was talking to one!"

Escape