Robot Lovebird Pillows

My friend really wants to meet you. He Googled your operating system and thinks you two are compatible, a perfect match. He's looking for a partner to grow into obsolescence with. Oops --- he's not powered up. Go ahead, buddy! You're on.

Lesbian civil partnership.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Romance

Sauvignon Bonk

'Cow in love'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Bear Costume

Cupid and Targets

"Why don't you find a museum!"

I only have eyes for you

Romance

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Boat wedding.

"Let's fall in love and live in the subjunctive."

Paint pots in love

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Sitting in a tree

Layer cake

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Romance

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Love is when you watch television together.

Happy Valentine's Day.

"I heard they mate for life."

"This will be hilarious!"

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Tea of Love

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"