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"Can't we go five minutes without you checking your flower?"

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

"For tonight's lecture I'm going to stick to the program. I have to. I'm a robot."

"I worry what the next mass extinction might be..."

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"I need Cyber Monday off."

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'Welcome to our store,,,now take me to your leader'

Tin man asleep on the sofa with a bottle of WD 40

"Had to make a few changes for the American market."

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Then the plant closed, throwing 800 robots and both employees out of work.

"She no longer wants to reside in Mr Roger's Neighbourhood."

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'As near as I can determine, they seem to be self-programming.'

'I don't like the look of our new neighbour!'

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

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"This robot learns from its mistakes - except when it comes to personal relationships."

Doors labelled 'Mechanical Resources', and 'Human Resources

"I think I was only invited for one reason."

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Ascent of Machine.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"What old school? This is my life."

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Algorithm 'n' Blues

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"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

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