Robot Dancer Gifts

'Does he need to do the robot every time he gets a bible study question right?'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"The club scene is really changing."

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Artificial hearts.

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

'I had the heaters installed since you complained about my cold hands last time.'

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

"Intel inside."

"Oh, I never forget a face. Never."

The Threat of AI

'Next.'

'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.'

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

How To Go In

"Well, look at him, he's just a chip from inside the ol' bot!"

"And this is our totally computer automated robotic office of Human Resources,"

'But remember - just because I said you were wrong doesn't mean I don't love you.'

Dancing with the Star Wars

'Try not to get into any more mischief '

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

"Well, they certainly have brightened things up around here!"

"Who the hell is 101100110?"

"Within our budgetary constraints we couldn't afford to replace you with a proper robot."

"So I called to complain about robots taking over when I realized I was talking to one!"