Robot Builder Mugs

"He's my school project for science class."

Robot Parts $5

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"Google car."

"Meet the author"

"Look what I found, dad!"

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Robotic Man

Ascent of Machine.

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

The First Martian Dog.

Artifishial Intelligence

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Lego Haircut

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Robot Jogger

"I'm still pre-literate."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."