Robot Builder Mugs

"He's my school project for science class."

Robot Parts $5

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Meet the author"

"Look what I found, dad!"

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Robotic Man

Ascent of Machine.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Artifishial Intelligence

"My preferred pronoun is they."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Lego Haircut

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"I'm still pre-literate."

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."