Road Trip Celebration Pillows

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Motor Tourism

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Kardiff.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Now here's a place I like!'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Laughing Zone Ahead

Family members!

'It's great to get back to the simple life'