Road Service Technician Pillows

It's that time again. . . what you need in your car for winter driving & emergencies. . .

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Men working (part time).

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Nice park. . .

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

Witch's Tow

Route 666.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"Shoulder work ahead"

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Do not pass.

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Trading Places.

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

Slow, Men at Work.

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

Self Serve Road Repair.