Road Service Technician Pillows

It's that time again. . . what you need in your car for winter driving & emergencies. . .

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Nice park. . .

Men working (part time).

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"Shoulder work ahead"

Witch's Tow

Route 666.

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Do not pass.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Trading Places.

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

Slow, Men at Work.

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

Self Serve Road Repair.