Road Safety Humorist Prints

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

Granny's Homemade Jams

"I may not be the sexiest catch, but I sure can get you access the road safely."

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

CLEAR!

Safety Barriers

Volkswagen Scandal

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Give Way To Cyclists

'How was my emergency stop?'

Athlete

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

No Hand Signals

Lucky car.

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Toad roadkill.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

'It doesn't work...'

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Dual Airbags