Road Safety Humorist Prints

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

Granny's Homemade Jams

"I may not be the sexiest catch, but I sure can get you access the road safely."

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

CLEAR!

Safety Barriers

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

Give Way To Cyclists

'How was my emergency stop?'

No Hand Signals

Lucky car.

Athlete

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Toad roadkill.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

Dual Airbags

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

Caution Falling Rocks

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

'It doesn't work...'

"And hold the mayo."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'