Road Rules Satirist Mugs

'He's got a point.'

Latest science behind social distancing advice

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Driving a Lemon.

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

Factory raised chickens. . .Free range chickens. . . Chickens that crossed the road.

Rust in Piece - Second Hand Car Salesman.

Toad Rage

Road Work Ahead

Section 21, Paragraph B: When two or more vehicles come to a stop simultaneously, the most expansive vehicle enjoys the right of way.

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

'This car drives so smooth it feels like we're flying.'

'Why am I not allowed to use this agricultural road, officer? My wife always calls me 'stupid ox''!

'Early traffic rudeness.'

Roadside Chicken Grill: Speed Limit 80

A giant dinosaur in a car runs over pedestrians

Road works sign - 'Men working out'.

Public Transport: Hell

'I would like to thank the photo radar company for their fourth quarter presentation.'

Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.

'Drop dead gorgeous.'

Men at Work

Granny's Homemade Jams

'Judging by your latest wing mirror trophy I'm guessing that yet another car failed to slow down for you today.'

"Okay, maybe I did run that red light a little. But in my defence, I was too drunk to notice."

COVID Drive Safe Thank you for not carpooling.

The first drag race ended tragically with the first act of road rage!

Traffic accident at the driving school.