Road Calm Climber Pillows

"This is a computer rage management class. Road rage management is next door."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

Muzak's Top 10

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

Relaxation Technique

'Remember, son. A winner is one who can keep his head while all around him are losing theirs.'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

Calm in the Face of Chaos

"Is something bothering you?"

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

"No, there's nothing wrong at my job. That's what's got me worried."

"Thanks to yoga, mom no long jumps to conclusions. She gently stretches."

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

"We find it calms the patient."

"My philosophy has always been 'Don't sweat the small stuff -- it's all small stuff!'"

Traffic Sign Haiku

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

Bob gets the silent treatment from a trained professional.

Zerotasking

CBD Oil for Neurotics

Anti-stress Class

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

'We can exchange information, or, if you prefer, I can punch you in the face and forget the whole thing ever happened.'