Rivalry Strategist Mugs

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"Eat my dust!"

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

The Alpha Seltzer

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Tic-tac-toe

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

'The grudge match.'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

"Just being proactive."

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

The Costs Of Doing War.

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

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