Rivalry Fun Lover Mugs

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

On holiday.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Early photobombing

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Candid Camera store.

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Karataoke

Peel poker.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Cats at private view

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

Tic-tac-toe

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Ice Cream Tower.

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

'Here comes our order.'

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"Just being proactive."