Risk-taking Maven Pillows

'It's flying time.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

"This is off our first TikTok."

Wow thanks, a cheque for $500M made out to 'small business'.

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Investments.

'I'm afraid the stock price gods are not happy Ralph.'

A wiser and a better man

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."