Risk Reasoner T-Shirts

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

British savings accounts

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Failure/Due Diligence

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

'Crisis'

"I don't like the look of this."

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

Caution signs.

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

Safety Barriers

Standard And P****d.

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

Businessman at the deep end.

First Aid Box