Risk Officer Prints

"I take it you don't have much of a 'no claims' bonus!"

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

British savings accounts

The fate of the emigrant

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

You Are Here

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Pilot with champagne.

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Marco ..."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

On the brink.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'I don't like to take chances.'

'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.