"Bob put a chair with wheels on the table and climbed up to change a light bulb. Then the chair rolled away, Bob fell and... well, I guess we need a new industrial safety specialist."
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"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."
"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."
Jack of all trades
Apples for sale
'We want everyone to remember our name.'
"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."
'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'
"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"
"#Win!"
"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."
Creative department
'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'
"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"
'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'
Direct Marketing...
Trade Show Sherpas
"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"
'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'
Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.
"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."
The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof
'Okay, okay, be patient!'
'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'
"Just go with the workflow."
'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'
'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'
Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.
"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."
Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand
"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."
'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'
Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?
Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!
'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'
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