Risk Management Fan Mugs

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

You are not alone! It is a TEAM EFFORT!

Stop!...Listen!...

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

British savings accounts

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

European currency on the edge.

Economy - USA.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Failure/Due Diligence

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

What do you suggest we do about this?

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'

"I don't like the look of this."

'Crisis'

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"