Risk Averse Enthusiast Pillows

"This is a great investment, as long as you're not in it for the thrills and chills."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'Heads we declare bankruptcy, tails we try to buy out a profitable megacorp...'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

"It's called being preemptive."

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

Leaving America to chance, the USA being eaten by a die

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

They're rich but not in a glamorous way. They're Certificate of Deposit rich.

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

"If your instincts tell you to go out in a shark infested ocean then go. My instincts are sending me to a nice little aquarium out in the suburbs."

NYSE. Many will enter, few will win.

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

'Maybe hard work 'never killed anyone' but why take the risk?'

'I'm screwed...'

'Should I buy or sell?'

Investments: thrill-seekers welcome.

'We want someone who's willing to take risks.'

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

"Bob said his decisions were only 30% correct...so he's trying to increase his odds."

'Great. Now that I've got a better idea of your tolerance for risk, I have a few investments to recommend.'

"Fortunately, we're in the market for the thrills, not the money - right, Mr. Franjola?"

"Perkins, I didn't get where I am today without taking a few risks."