Rink Champion Mugs

'A meeting of the 'Bandy' association for the promotion of 'Hockey on the ice.''

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

'His wife is very supportive.'

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

"George is going for the Guinness World Record for just sitting."

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

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'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

Leaf rake - wider than space

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."

'Hello, 911?'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

Map for directions on a hockey rink.

"I'm stuffed. Why do I always eat so much. "

"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

Skate! Skate! Skate!

"With the help of workaholics anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

'That's where they go to lick their wounds.'

Today is the first day of the rest of your life - but relax! So is tomorrow!'

'I come here when I want to sit and reflect.'

Tickle attack!