Ringmaster Wannabe Mugs

'Please, Ref. If you stop the fight now it means the end of my career.' 'Oh, very well.' 'Round one!'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'If you know so much, why don't you fight him?"

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Circus

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

'Do you still think we have this family under control?'

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse"

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

Circus Act

Matador.

Tired mom: I thought labour ended when leaving the hospital.

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

'I just want to be taken seriously as an artist.'

"This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath!"

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

"Fifi's husband was in the audience!"