Ringmaster Of Laughter Pillows

'Work your jab, shove him into the ropes, and then drop him with a right hook! ... And remember - make it look like an accident.'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Circus

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'Do you still think we have this family under control?'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse"

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

Tired mom: I thought labour ended when leaving the hospital.

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

Circus Act

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

Matador.

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

'I just want to be taken seriously as an artist.'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

"This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath!"

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

"I wish we could go back to waltzes - this boogie woogie is killing me."

'Hoopla!'

"Fifi's husband was in the audience!"

'...You have some pretty big shoes to fill.'

"O.K., now—on three, I'm going to toss a second job in there!"

"It's Nellie the Elephant, Boss. She's just packed her trunk and said goodbye..."