Ringmaster Dreamer Prints

'The bell rang, we both moved to the centre of the ring, he held out his hand and said 'Welcome to the pro ranks, kid.' ...and that's all I remember.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Zorro as a child.

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Angel Music

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'