Ring Trendsetter Mugs

Yeah, my dad and grandpa have nose-rings too: it's a tradition in our family on the male line...

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

The Design Artiste

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

"This update includes minor improvements."

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

"That's a good look for you, J.B."