Ring Trendsetter Mugs

Yeah, my dad and grandpa have nose-rings too: it's a tradition in our family on the male line...

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Mac OS 20

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

The Design Artiste

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

"This update includes minor improvements."

You Shouldn't Have

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. There's an app for that.

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'