Ring Side Fan Prints

Knockout!

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

EU

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

Boris Johnson vs Corona

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

Boxers vs. Briefs

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

"Date night again already?"

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"I Win!!!"

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

People who understand Venn diagrams

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

'The Eat Whatever You Can Grab With Boxing Gloves Diet was working wonders for Bertram'.

The lesser-known, and ultimately unsuccessful, Joe Louis and Dick Clark expedition.

Two Popular Health Care Punching Bags

Trump vs Biden

' You really haven't grasped the concept of a simple cat fight, have you?'