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Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Loge with Alberich as frog

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

The Fast Lane.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

You had me at vintage.

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

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'Or you can rent by the week...'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Stinking politicians and their dirty laundry!" "That's Bob. He's watching 'CSPIN', again."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

Evolution of God. . .

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

Penny Farthing Tricycle

An evolutionary cycle - A bicycle emerges from the water after evolving from two amoeba

Happy Office

'Grown ups have been doing this all wrong!'

'He has a great left hook,'

"Then you will think about it, Agnes?"

"As soon as I've seen my shrink you can have your rings back."

'Major economic indicators were down, but the government's spin machine said too much 'up' can be a bad sign...'

'I made your favorite, Euclid — Pie!'

"Me, I'm out for a run with the dog on the bike."