Ring Appreciator Mugs

'It's simple, small and cheap. If she likes you, she'll probably like it.'

'Teenagers!'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'He has a great left hook,'

"Then you will think about it, Agnes?"

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

Common Dodo!

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

"Yes, it is a beautiful ring, Derek. It looks just like the one from the big jewellery heist, last week."

"That chocolate concha looks delicious, Carmen! There's only one special ingredient missing. An engagement ring."

'We really need to start hiring self-starters.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

'For me,,, How thoughtful'

'Lovely diamond, but it's the wrong size. . . I take a four carat.'

'Do you have something that says possessive but afraid of commitment?'

'Still adding to your collection, Sir?'

'I take it that this will be your first visit to Venice?'