Ring Appreciator Mugs

'It's simple, small and cheap. If she likes you, she'll probably like it.'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"Then you will think about it, Agnes?"

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

'He has a great left hook,'

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

Common Dodo!

"That chocolate concha looks delicious, Carmen! There's only one special ingredient missing. An engagement ring."

'We really need to start hiring self-starters.'

'For me,,, How thoughtful'

"Yes, it is a beautiful ring, Derek. It looks just like the one from the big jewellery heist, last week."

'Still adding to your collection, Sir?'

'Lovely diamond, but it's the wrong size. . . I take a four carat.'

'Do you have something that says possessive but afraid of commitment?'

'It's past now, but for a minute there I almost thought about going out and buying you some bling.'

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"