Rights Enthusiast Prints

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'

"All I really want is control over my own body!"

'Hmm...'

No Fly/No Gun

"I've half a mind to complain."

'I respectfully take the First, the Second, the Third, the Fourth, the Fifth, the Sixth, the Seventh...'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

Human Rights and the USA

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

Privacy - Surveillance

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

'Hello. My father is an attorney. This is how I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'

"Impartiality becomes you."

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"We, the jury, award the plaintiffs 100 trillion dollars - just because."

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

Counsel examining witness

After Roe v. Wade, a Class Divide Between Abortion Haves and Havenots

Supreme Liberty Court

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

"Now that it's easier to get a gun than an abortion, I should buy an M16 and perform six very late-term abortions."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

Our Rights

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

Trump Indicted

Spain - Catalonia, who's to blame?