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Workers' Rights

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

First O.M.G. church.

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

Brain versus Religion.

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

"Despite your good intentions, you failed to report it as income!"

"He shows enormous potential."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

BLESS YOU

"No wife of mine is going to legislate!"

"But this is the way we've always done it."

'Everyone has their purpose in God's plan my son. Yours is to be a pain in the arse.'

'Are you sure this is legal?'

God Rules OK.

'Of course, I sometimes regret the tattoos a bit...'

"Look, Sister! We pray hard...and we play hard!!"

Adam and Adam

"My client was a violent felon, Your Honor, but that was before he found Law."

"Never get a tattoo when you're drunk and hungry."

Thankyou for choosing our automated service - for venial sins, press one...'

Very little fan fair.

"Sorry. We're strictly store-goers."

'Why can't you rebel like a normal teenager?'

Ideas that failed: In an attempt to make mining regulation easier to understand, lawyers wrote pop-up manuals.

"...Can you please put a couple of pounds on the Bishop of London in the Canterbury race?"

'Sorry God, I think you got the wrong guy, I like sex, drugs and rock and roll.'

"That's the problem with being politically incorrect these days...you're just like everyone else!"

"You and your mood swings"

'Saint Peter wants to borrow a lawyer.'