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Workers' Rights

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

First O.M.G. church.

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

"Despite your good intentions, you failed to report it as income!"

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

Brain versus Religion.

"He shows enormous potential."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

"No wife of mine is going to legislate!"

Rush Limbaugh

BLESS YOU

"But this is the way we've always done it."

'Everyone has their purpose in God's plan my son. Yours is to be a pain in the arse.'

'Are you sure this is legal?'

Adam and Adam

"My client was a violent felon, Your Honor, but that was before he found Law."

"Look, Sister! We pray hard...and we play hard!!"

God Rules OK.

'Of course, I sometimes regret the tattoos a bit...'

"Never get a tattoo when you're drunk and hungry."

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Very little fan fair.

Ideas that failed: In an attempt to make mining regulation easier to understand, lawyers wrote pop-up manuals.

'Why can't you rebel like a normal teenager?'

"Sorry. We're strictly store-goers."

"...Can you please put a couple of pounds on the Bishop of London in the Canterbury race?"

"That's the problem with being politically incorrect these days...you're just like everyone else!"

"You and your mood swings"