Riding Ghost Trains Prints

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

"To be honest, we're scared you might scare the living daylights out of the ghosts."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Ghost School.

Paranormal A-Z...

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Ghost puddle

I have taken over Sarahs body!

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'There's an imposter among us!'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."