Ride-share Advocate Mugs

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Touring Cyclist

'Are we broke yet?'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"Giddyup."

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

How do fish get to work?

"How much if I pedal?"

No Car Bar.

To make ends meet Santa becomes an Uber driver. Miami Beach, please!

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

"For Thanksgiving...I want to celebrate Christmas!"

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

Ubear.

"Sorry for the wait. We're a low-overhead crime organization, so when we take someone 'for a ride', we use a ride-sharing service."

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

I also scheduled a pickup after we finish toiling in the fields. Amish Uber.

"Your ride is here."

He must use Uber. I heard you contact them when you want to be picked up.

"Scuber?"