Riches Reveler Prints

When I make it, I like to see it.

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

Vitruvian Manatee

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

Health & Safety Official Tester.

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"Where'd you get that?"

'Before you get carried away with celebrating, Stapleton, I'd like to remind you that my retirement doesn't go into effect until five o'clock...and I'm still your supervisor.'

The ghost of christmas regifting

"Same thing every morning. Crack of Don at the crack of dawn."

"Money's not the only thing in life. It's just the only thing I care about."

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

Affordable Cartoon Act

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

'What have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

The stockholders love our annual report! Scratch and sniff our bottom line and it smells like money!

Early Photobomb

'Regrets? Not many, except for this list of individuals that I had the misfortune of hiring...'

'Walter just retired after 37 years at the shoe store.'

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

'Case dismissed! -- I just reached retirement age!'

Every Night is Over 60's Night