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'Do you happen to have any aspirin?'

"I've got rhythm, music, my girl - check. But somehow I still want more."

"Aw, c'mon do a little paradiddle for the guys."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

'Champions league'

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

Keyboard player

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

Sportsman and music

Musical Pondering.

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

Jean Philippe Rameau

Major and minor keys

"I'm basically a Rimbaudist, but with a little Ferlinghetti thrown in on my father's side."

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

Person playing the cymbals.

Diplo

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.