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'Do you happen to have any aspirin?'

"I've got rhythm, music, my girl - check. But somehow I still want more."

"Aw, c'mon do a little paradiddle for the guys."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

The Pink Bantha

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

'Champions league'

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Keyboard player

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

Musical Pondering.

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Sportsman and music

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

Major and minor keys

Jean Philippe Rameau

"I'm basically a Rimbaudist, but with a little Ferlinghetti thrown in on my father's side."

"Do you hear what I hear?"

Richard Wagner

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

The Staff Meeting.

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

Person playing the cymbals.

Yehudi Menuhin.