"The dish and the spoon? Huh. I did not see that coming."
Rhyme Time Enthusiast Prints
Decorate their space with art prints full of poetic charm. Ideal for rhyme time enthusiasts, these prints bring a clever, creative touch to any room.
Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.
"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"
Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition
Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs
"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."
The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker
How a poet works
'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'
"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."
"Nevermore."
Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.
"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."
"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"
Great Poets of Catalogdom
Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.
"Never gets old: yes, 'See you in a while'..."
"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."
'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'
"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"
'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'
Two More Poems from Ted Hughes
'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'
'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'
Forrest Gander
"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."
Alexander Pope.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"
Poet
"...rhyme...rhyme...rhyme..."
I'm sorry, but nothing rhymes with: "had a great boo-boo." Let's take it again from the top.
"gibbledy gobbledy goo the blood ran away from the shoe... " Before becoming the no-nonsense detective that he is today, Joe would sometimes narrate his searches in rhyme.
"Apparently the little miss was last seen sitting on a tuffet. If only we knew what a tuffet was."
It's been here an ache, there an ache, everywhere an ache-ache. Really Old MacDonald.
Rhyme Time Enthusiast Prints Collection
Rhyme Time Enthusiast Mugs
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Rhyme Time Enthusiast Pillows
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