Rhyme Analyst Prints

CONSPIRACY, INC: 'Right now we're looking for the cryptic message in E.I.E.I. O.'

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

How a poet works

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

We never roam anymore.

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Poetry repairman

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"I don't see how pulling out a piece of fruit from a pie necessarily validates Jack Horner's self-worth."

"Never gets old: yes, 'See you in a while'..."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

'Yes, I know the Beatles said 'all you need is love,' but they also said 'just give me money.''

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

Forrest Gander

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

Let's see what's around the poetry corner. You mean, we should take a turn for the verse.

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

'You're a poet? I've got a great simile for you.'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

4 Rules For 'Serious' Poets

"Apparently the little miss was last seen sitting on a tuffet. If only we knew what a tuffet was."

"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?"

"...rhyme...rhyme...rhyme..."

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,